OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES II

My kids have no filter. Anything and everything they think comes right out of their little mouths. It's often quite enlightening and sometimes funny. Usually it's funny in a demented sort of laugh or cry sort of way. Yesterday was no exception. First AJ, I don't know about other people's kids but AJ has no concept of male/female sex. We are trying to explain to him and he is finally starting to comprehend that I don't have a penis. He still thinks he will grow up to be a mom and nurse his baby too. So to yesterday, He is carrying around his "baby", aka his Woody doll, and decided that he needed to nurse him so he layed down on the floor in the bathroom where I was finishing my makeup to "nurse" his baby. Levi was asleep and I thought maybe AJ would nap too so I suggested he go lay in his bed and nurse his baby. He said he couldn't, he had to do it that way because his boobies aren't "long" enough. LOVELY. Not they aren't big enough, they aren't long enough. As I almost fell over laughing I was glad I could laugh about that. Later Caleb was having a rough day and wishing he were a grownup that could do anything he wanted to. I reminded him that his dad really doesn't want to go to work and miss out on all the fun stuff we do and that I don't really want to get up all night with a sick and grumpy baby and then get up early to make a breakfast everyday and lunch and make sure the house is clean and they have clean uniforms to wear to school etc. Then I reminded him that when he is a grownup I won't be there to do all that for him his completely candid reply, "My wife will." Again I found myself laughing, much to his irritation. Sorry Caleb. I love my kids.